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| Tuesday, May 13th, 2008 | | 7:12 pm |
Some days I want to say hello, even though I don't. | | Tuesday, April 18th, 2006 | | 7:01 pm |
I am Jack's deliciously cheap two dollar and fifty cent pepperoni pizza. | | Monday, April 17th, 2006 | | 11:28 pm |
| | Thursday, April 13th, 2006 | | 8:13 pm |
| | Wednesday, April 5th, 2006 | | 1:45 pm |
Today's winner of Slahsdot
A comment on an article about Apple releasing an "official" dual boot loader for their new intel macs. Also relevant to the story is the fact that there was a contest to be the first to get Windows to load on the machines that was one a few weeks ago: Steve Jobs just missed out on winning $12,000 in the boot XP on a Mac contest!!! And you know the dude needs the cash since he is only paid $1 a year as Apple's CEO. I bet he is just kicking himself right now. | | Tuesday, April 4th, 2006 | | 1:18 pm |
Stiny, get me a danish!
I don't know what's going on, Homestar. But I'm not at liberty to discuss what I just did in my pants! | | Monday, April 3rd, 2006 | | 10:56 pm |
Shit fuck hell damn shit fuck shit Fuck Shit-for-brains asshole dickweed all right You're a motherfucker and I hate you Fuck shit hell damn shit fuck Fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you Fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you I'm pissed I'm pissed I'm so pissed off I'm so fucking pissed You take everything and then you left me You took all my shit you left me nothing Now I'm getting really angry I feel like I'm gonna fucking explode You think you're gonna get away with this? Fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you Fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you I'm pissed I'm pissed I'm so pissed off I'm so fucking pissed Shit-for-brains asshole fuckface You're a motherfucker and I hate you Shit fuck hell damn shit fuck You can eat the corn out of my shit Fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you Fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you I'm pissed I'm pissed I'm so pissed off I'm so fucking pissed Pissed Pissed Pissed | | Sunday, April 2nd, 2006 | | 12:15 am |
So my brother sends me this picture today.  Some of will find that funny for different reasons. The other interesting thing that happened to me today was my discovery that I want a 40 gallon vat of Crisco. No, not for that. Not that I wouldn't want to do that with the Crisco, it's more of finding someone to do it with. But the real reason for wanting a vat of Crisco is that I discovered that it works great as a frying base. I had some wonderful fried chicken tonight, and I was amazed at the frying prowess of Crisco. So I want to use it often. | | Thursday, March 30th, 2006 | | 1:07 pm |
JIM
Birthday having! Missed incompetence due mine having did. Tiding you me wishing have. Counting not ability mine having on calendar. | | Wednesday, March 29th, 2006 | | 1:38 pm |
I thought it was supposed to be warmer today. I blame the French. Goddamn nuclear power using, cheese eating surrender monkeys. In other news, I really love the song Cherub Rock by the Smashing Pumpkins. There are few musical sounds more appealing than the heavily distorted crunching guitars in that song. ALso, the Star Trek episodes on still haven't gotten to the good episodes, but I can see improvement. Oh, and one more thing. Good news/bad news thing. Good news = I get the triumph back Saturday. Bad news = I have to be in Waukesha by 9am to do so. On a Saturday. Fuckin' A. Have I mentioned that I hate getting up early, I hate getting up early on weekends, and that I hate driving in Waukesha? | | Tuesday, March 28th, 2006 | | 7:20 pm |
First a few housekeeping items: - The lobby smells like my grandmother. - I need to find some form of alcohol that doesn't suck and make me want to gag. - He was right, you can't fix stupid. On to the main idea. In expanding an idea I had previously shared with Jerry, I think it would be interesting to adapt how I used the English language. The first part would be to start using extremely obscure and high level vocabulary, such as amalgam, pugnacious, obsequious, vociferous, or quaff. The second part of the equation would be to include either ridiculous combinations of words, or just outright made up words such as attoparsec, nanoacre, scrumtrelescent, and cromulent. Finally, I would combine this insane vocabulary of real and made up words and apply the most horrifically bad grammar to the point where people would be begging Yoda to give me lessons. End Transmission. | | Sunday, March 26th, 2006 | | 11:52 pm |
So these are bands that were deemed more important than Black Sabbath in their initial years of eligibility: 1997 - The (Young) Rascals 1998 - The Mamas and The Papas 1999 - Del Shannon 2000 - Lovin' Spoonful 2001 - Steely Dan 2002 - Isaac Hayes 2003 - Elvis Costello 2004 - Jackson Browne, Traffic, AND Bob Seger 2005 - The Pretenders, The O'Jays AND Percy Sledge Not taking anything away from those artists, but compared to Black Sabbath? Really? Find me one heavy rock/metal band started after 1980 that can say with a straight face that they weren't influenced either by Sabbath directly or indirectly. Henry Rollins has suggested to change "El Nino" into something more meanacing, such as "The Motherfucker" or "The First Four Black Sabbath Albums" In other news today, The First Four Black Sabbath Albums caused heavy flooding and massive damage. No survivors were reported. | | Friday, March 24th, 2006 | | 1:21 pm |
And for dessert, how would you children like to suck on my chocolate salty balls?
Don't ever let me piss off Matt Stone and Trey Parker. For the love of god. I'm still considering whether it's worse than the Scott Tenorman episode, but it's real bad. I knew they were going to make a statement, but goddamn. I think someone put it best when they said that Matt and Trey are in the best position they can be in. They have total support of Comedy Central (or it's written in their contract), and they have absolutely no fear to say or do whatever they want. And they take full advantage of that. It's like they are the Sex Pistols of TV. Comedy Central is currently in (or possibly ending) a golden are of cable TV with South Park, Chappelle, the Daily Show and the Colbert Report which could be 4 of my 6 favorite shows on TV right now. | | Thursday, March 23rd, 2006 | | 1:12 pm |
SoaP
I would like to bring everybody's attention to the greatest thing ever to happen to the planet earth. Nay, the best thing to happen to the entire universe. Snakes on a Plane. Just look at this convincing promotional material, from the official marketing campaign.  Snakes on a Plane is the finest piece of work ever put on a celluloid media. Snakes on a Plane will break every box office record. Snakes on a Plane will solve world hunger. Snakes on a Plane is the answer to existence. Snakes on a Plane will bang your hot sister. Snakes on a Plane will make Chuck Norris' head explode. Snakes on a Plane will turn lead into gold. Snakes on a Plane does not apply to the laws of thermodynamics. Snakes on a Plane is Yin AND Yang. Snakes on a Plane is the Matrix. Snakes on a Plane is the second coming of Jesus. Snakes on a Motherfucking Plane. | | Tuesday, March 21st, 2006 | | 1:03 pm |
The same general thing can be said about most TV shows, but has anyone noticed how really, REALLY bad the first season of ST:TNG is? Like to the point of nausea bad. | | Monday, March 20th, 2006 | | 1:14 pm |
Friends will help you move. Real friends will help you move bodies.
So who's free next weekend? Anyway, just to prove how boring my existence usually is, the highlight of my morning was spending about 5 minutes figuring out how to remove the "feature" in excel that auto fixes mispelling of the word the. One of my assignees is named Teh, and every time I was typing in his name it was "fixing" it. I then had the idea that it would be funny to completely reverse that feature and see what type of results it would produce. But that might be a bad idea because it would end up as AOLese. Also, that Arby's commercial with the skinny Hulk Hogan stand in lip-synced over Hulk's own voice freaks me out. Like bad. | | Wednesday, March 15th, 2006 | | 7:03 pm |
Why did LJ update my format. I can't use 2/3 of my fucking screen now. I hate that. On a completely unrelated note: I was curious today about the following question, since blue cheese uses the same genus mold used in making Penicillin, and I'm alergic to Penicillin, would eating blue cheese cause an allergic reaction? | | Sunday, March 5th, 2006 | | 9:26 pm |
| | Thursday, March 2nd, 2006 | | 1:28 pm |
So what exactly is the story with the band "IfIHadAHiFi"? Are there multiple bands of that name? Why do they hate Scott Stapp (other than the obvious reasons)? | | Wednesday, March 1st, 2006 | | 9:53 pm |
Must've been a drive by. Must've been your stank ass crotch. |
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